Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
Anonymous: How do you deal with a nonblack coworker constantly using the n-word??? Bc i want to knock him tf out at this point. It's not cool. You're not cool. You're disrespectful and you deserve to be slapped in the fucking mouth for it bc ya mama never taught you manners. That word carries a weight you will never understand and yet you use it so frivolously. What if we just normalized using slurs about your entire race? It would be DISRESPECTFUL and inappropriate so stop.
we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’
it’s goop!
GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!
update: 10 weeks later… i have taken two of the gooplets for myself… sweet link and hella zelda are inseparable. as for the other four (trixie, dobby, poppy, and marigold), my mom is going to fix them & keep em as barn cats!
